Shoegasm. Yes I
knowwww they're a total Givenchy rip-off, but I am a girl on a budget and frankly I don't care. I'm increasingly frustrated with shoes lately, to the point that I'm wondering if I need some kind of therapy. I find anything with a platform hideous, I just want something insane, stripper-esque, and vertiginous. These might fit the bill. Check back with me tomorrow.


Aldo, $125.
In other news, I'm three-quarters through the first ep of the new season of Rachel Zoe on Bravo, and I have some strain of fashion-related Tourette's. Streams of profanity fall off my lips..between sips of mimosa. Die. Die. Die. Taylor is my heeeeeero.